
And I’m gonna hump her real good!
“When you’re a kid, you assume that your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
“No, I’m not worried because this lie isn’t for me, it’s for Pam. And when she gets her body back and her confidence back, yes, I will tell her the truth, that I had feelings for a co-worker today that I haven’t had in years. In my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressively at the time.”